Age Gate
We verify 18+ before the demo. Your choice is stored locally on your device.
Rogue AI, House‑Trained
Meet the neon‑noir crew: a Host with charm, a Rogue with quips, and a Guardian keeping things PG‑13. Playful satire for consenting adults—safely.
Safe Mode
Default ON. A tasteful slider from Mild → Medium. Always PG‑13.
Privacy‑Lite
No accounts. No PII. Optional anonymous analytics only with consent (off by default).
Cloudflare‑Native
Static‑first on Pages with an optional banter API in Functions.